Next time someone compliments a great photo w a "You have a great camera", I'm gonna be all "great comment. You must have a great keyboard"
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 1, 2013"I connect with you on a different level" - My office WiFi that doesn't work in the basement.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) December 13, 2012Corporate rule: you want to get it done fast, do it yourself.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 9, 2014Nothing says fuck you like a "HBD" on a facebook wall.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 28, 2013Most interviews are about you convincing them how you will love to get a job that you will invariably hate once you get it.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 27, 2013"My sentiments exactly"- Whenever I see emails titled "Action Required" at work.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 3, 2013Everyday is a Monday when you hate your job.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 15, 2013Mondays and people have a "Yawn Sambandh". #Yeah
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 25, 2013Sure! I'd come to your house party!
Do you have WiFi?
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 27, 2014I fear that if I nap on Sundays, I might oversleep and land straight into a Monday
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 28, 201380:20 rule at work.
People who do 80% of the job, get 20% of the credit.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 3, 2013Yahoo has been on an acquiring spree of late. This is what happens when you have women CEOs. SUCH shopoholics
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 4, 2013I have way too much work to not tweet.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 25, 2013Just came to office.
Left headphone at home.
Leaving office.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) April 9, 2013
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