Guys have dicks 'cuz if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colours, designs, shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) March 2, 2013Dear Indian men, those are your balls, not a scratch-n-win contest!
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 15, 2013Hickeys because what's more romantic than broken blood vessels
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) December 26, 2012Same hit, different J - A stoner.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 28, 2012What do you call a guy with lipstick on his dick?
Straight.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 28, 2013Real Women fake orgasms
Internet women fake "LOL"
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 19, 2013All in all, all life's problems on twitter could be narrowed into 2. 1) Getting out of the bed early 2) Getting into the bed with someone
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 31, 2012Make hay when the sun shines but make out when it rains. You're welcome.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) August 24, 2012Patience bears fruits, but impatience bears babies. #Deep
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 12, 2013I can smoke a joint or two, but coke is where I draw the line.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 16, 2013When it's tobacco in a cigarette it's Marlboro. Otherwise it's maal, bro.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 5, 2013What's a group of fine French girls called? Les Bien.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 5, 2013*your boobs are fucking A"
Not a compliment when it comes to boobs, ever.
#KnowYourCupSizes
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) March 6, 2014"Ooh honey, you make me wait"- gujju sext
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 24, 2014It's true love when he imagines having grandkids with you.
When he imagines kids with you? Na, he's just forgotten to buy condoms again
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 23, 2014Men are indeed like coffee: Should smell good, taste better, and the best ones should give you sleepless nights. #NSFW
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 19, 2012It's easy to massage a guy's ego.
Then it gets hard.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 3, 2013Condoms in China say "Mate in China"
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 16, 2013
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