People who drink to escape from their problems are boozedil.
#HindiSwag
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) December 19, 2013
I have १०१ problems but having an Indian superstition about auspicious numbers aint one.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 27, 2013
DejaWho: The feeling that you've seen/met someone before but can't recall who they are.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) August 2, 2013
We are more like the Generation Text.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 20, 2014
Carpe Dirham - rich people in Dubai
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 6, 2014
Home is where the khaat is - a haryaanvi
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 24, 2013
Pati, patni aur volvo- life of an average IT couple in Bangalore.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 5, 2014
Got served bhelpuri on a page from "Kafka on the Shore'. MurMurakami won't be very pleased.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 25, 2013
If you spend your weekends on the internet, you should call them WWWeekends.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) September 26, 2012
Bratenders- Staff at a lingerie store.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) September 29, 2012
A thief is a man of steal.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 24, 2014
One lens in my specs came off. Talk about glass half empty, half full.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 3, 2013
Went to a temple today. The Pandit gave me prasaad and asked me to say a Mantra. So I was like ॐ Nom Nom.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 30, 2013
Going by the components of the air right now, pretty sure they meant a "Happy & Phosphorus Diwali"
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 13, 2012
I hate the gym. It just doesnt work out for me.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 3, 2013
Once a hard core stoner married a hard-core vegetarian. Now she's called Mary Jain.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 25, 2013
hey people with suddenly too many pimples, it's alright. You're just going through a bad face.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 7, 2013
With great power comes a pair of very thick spectacles.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 25, 2013
Lent money to a jobless friend?
Forget about it.
It's #ForeverALoan
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 18, 2014
I'd rather be average than be mean
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 28, 2013
Everyone can have great hair*. *Conditioners apply
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 3, 2013
The iPad air, so thin it should be called iPapad. #genius #ipad
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) October 22, 2013
When in daawat, eat.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) April 15, 2013
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