While you were busy judging them for telling bad jokes, you missed out on appreciating them for trying to make you laugh.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) December 9, 2013Twins are like retweets of humans.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 6, 2014One day will come when instead of conducting autopsies, they'll just check the last tweet of the deceased.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 8, 2013Hey those who were wondering what people who write probably as prolly do with the time saved. They use it to spell my as mah.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) March 15, 2014Explaining colours to a blind person < Explaining Twitter to someone who's not on it.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 7, 2013"Follow at own risk?" - why what do your tweets do? Radiate carcinogenic rays?! Transform into flesh eating maggots?!
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 24, 2014I fear that when I meet someone off twitter, they'll be let down that I dont look like the DP, so I wear the same clothes, pose & expression
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 4, 2013Twitter's like a rocking chair. It keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 29, 2013The good thing about twitter is that anyone can join & have a say. The bad thing is that everybody does join and has a say.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) March 5, 2014I've been advised to deactivate my twitter ac if I have to get any studying done for GMAT do an MBA. So I have decided.
I'm not doing an MBA
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 11, 2013We are all Whine Connoisseurs on Twitter.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 4, 2013I have a friend called Ryan. He loves Biryani. In fact he put the Ryan in Biryani. Am I doing twitter right guys?
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 27, 2013It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Tweets were favourited, retweeted, copied, laughed at. No followers were gained.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) February 21, 2013Before twitter, did we just write funny things on paper chits and distributed them at traffic signals?
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 23, 2013Someone with multiple thousand followers isn't necessarily a great tweeter. Just like an alcoholic is not necessarily a wine connessieur.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 17, 2013We are all like dementors here on twitter. Feeding off people's fear, their insecurities & their sorrow..It's comforting..It's sad.
— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) September 4, 2012
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