Relationships

If you are ever in a love triangle, at least make sure you are the hypotenuse.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 28, 2013

When you wake up with the right person, there's no wrong side on the bed.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 24, 2014

Your footpath or mine? -hobo romance.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 23, 2013

If a man doesn't do anything special to get you, it's unlikely he'd do it once he has you.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 3, 2014

Be the rainbow in their cloud of hope, the spring in their faltering step, the answered prayer to their unknown God,be yourself to be theirs

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) August 8, 2013

The guy is husband material if he pays on the first date with Sodexo coupons.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 12, 2014

I'm so single that when they ask me to get a '+1' to parties, I just carry an extra bottle of scotch along.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) November 29, 2012

My boyfriend is so chivalrous. He always opens the door for me. And pushes me out of his room :(

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) May 19, 2014

Sometimes you're a fancy zippo that lights their fire. Sometimes you're just a cigarette butt stubbed under their feet.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) August 7, 2013

I want to be the girl who tempts you enough to want to cheat on your gf with, but inspires you enough to not do it.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 5, 2013

Please wait. I'll be in love with you shortly. Thanks.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) July 16, 2013

Make me fall in love with you. Deliberately. Desperately. Then sit back, wanting me want you, enjoy not loving me back but not quite leaving

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 10, 2013

There is happiness even in getting bored with some people...There's no joy in having the best of times with some...

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) January 22, 2013

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Dogs have four legs so that they take half as long to walk into your heart

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) March 24, 2013

It's not about loving anyone to death. It's about loving them enough to revive them back to life.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) April 13, 2013

People cheat on their partners not because they don't love then but because their temptations are stronger than their emotions.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) April 6, 2013

I hate that the world is so big that two people who like each other have to be in separate worlds of their own.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 1, 2013

How many times does the heart have to break before we get a replacement?

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 1, 2013

Find a guy who finds you sexy and kisses you 1st thing in the morning, even when you look your worst. And you'll know he's a keeper.

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 1, 2013

So I sent a "happy rakhi yo" to my bro on whatsapp. He recharged my phone for a grand as a Rakhi gift. Welcome to Raksha Bandhan 2.0

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) August 2, 2012

Real life Ruzzle. When a guy says "hi" & we think it could be: -He loves me, -he wants to rape me, -he's creepy, -I'm hot, -Oh look cupcake

— eudaimonica (@blahfamous) June 10, 2013